DING DONG THE UNIFORM IS DEAD

Wicked, dirty, bad work uniform! Shame! Shame on you for supressing my ability to express myself creatively and metaphorically through my fashion choices. But now you are gone, so HA HA HA. In case you didn't recognize it, that was the last laugh. I just took it for a spin around the block. Good bye, work uniform. I will not miss you. Will you miss me?