Living in rural Mississippi, I was surprised when a RadioShack opened up in my small town. I prefer to buy most of my electronics online, but today I needed something for the computer, and I didn’t want to wait. So, I decided to give the new store a try.
When I stepped through the door, I noticed something, or more like, a lack of something. Where was the stock? The store was bare – only a couple of racks and shelves with a few stereos and a remote controlled toys. One look around, and I wasn’t even sure if the place had batteries, much less what I needed. Realizing I was probably in trouble, I asked the guy at the counter.
"Nope," he said. "Don’t have it. Got a nice goat, though." (OK, maybe he didn’t say goat, but he might as well have.)
"No. Thanks anyway," I turned on my heels for the door.
"Have a nice day!"
"You bet."
Total wash out. My first clue should have been the hay bales at the entrance. I guess that’s what I deserve for getting my hopes up. I won’t even bother checking out the new (limited menu) mini-McDonalds that just opened up in the gas station. I’ll bet they don’t even have milkshakes.
I’m glad to see my hometown growing, but something isn’t always better than nothing. Take the once locally-owned grocery store, recently bought out by a chain. (For anger management reasons, I won’t even mention the video rental place.) The grocery does good business dealing a few necessities: milk, bread, eggs, cigarettes, and diapers. But the rest of the stuff, while technically "in stock," has been sitting on the shelf or in the freezer a long time. If you buy anything there, you’d better check the expiration first. The town’s just too small to turn over stock fast enough to keep up with the dates.
I can understand why corporations think they can open up miniature chain stores in small towns like mine. The main reason must be high gas prices. It used to be no big deal for small-town shoppers to drive thirty miles to the city when gas was only a buck-a-gallon. But now, it’s like, "Hmmm…I wish the store were closer, or that I could have that delivered!" So, I get the point of these smurf-stores, but they are a strange kind of growth. They somehow make the town seem even smaller and less convenient.
When I think about it, I have to trick myself into thinking of my stay here as an adventure. I imagine myself living in the Wild West. Inconvenience goes with the territory. So what if Frontier Bandits held up the Stagecoach? Who cares that my USB cable, the one that should have been on aisle two of the General Store, is out with the tumbleweeds, lost someplace on the prairie? After all, that’s just the way life goes when you’re a Bold Pioneer, like myself.
I can live without milkshakes, after all. Eventually, though, I’ll have to change my tune from, "Don’t Fence Me In" to Lisa’s lines from the "Green Acres" theme song. There’s just too much city in my blood to make this return to the country a permanent move.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
WHITEWASHED
Since growing the beard, I'm feeling like I'm all hair - the rest of me just blends into the background. I'm thinking of going all out hippie - letting it all grow until I can't stand it anymore. I can see that homeless/Jesus look working for me.
THERE'S A STORY IN THAT
Ever heard of Scotia, California? It's a company town that looks like a movie set because everything in its 500 acres is owned and controlled by Pacific Lumber. It's old (founded 1863) and quaint. All 275 cottages are painted in the same pale colors. The town has a single restaurant - located in the ground floor of the only hotel (built in the '20's). There's an elementary school, a firehouse, a few shops, and two churches - all owned by the company. There's even a baseball diamond, a community center, and a museum. The company provides all security, maintenance, and utilities for the town, even passing out free firewood in the winter. The unemployment and crime rates are virtually zero. That should be no surprise, since only employees and their families live there, and everyone in town knows one another.
Can you imagine what life might be like in a place like that? But the setting changes as soon as you leave Scotia. Across the river is the town of Rio Dell (population 3,174). How does it compare to its idyllic neighbor? Cross the narrow green bridge that joins the two communities, and it's like you are stepping from the beauty of the 19th Century back into the problems of the 21st. Lining Main Street is a clutter of cheap restaurants and ramshackle gas stations - no matching color schemes here. Rio Dell's economy is depressed. Some residents are unemployed. Others are even homeless. And the crime rate? The local police answer about 3,200 calls a year.
Can't you just see the kinds of characters who might live in towns like these? My mind started racing when I first read about them in the New York Times. Why are they making the news? Pacific Lumber has decided to sell Scotia's homes to its residents and is pushing a deal to turn all municipal responsibility over to (you guessed it) neighboring Rio Dell. Imagine how much life will change for the residents of the two towns as their worlds collide. It would make a great story, don't you think?
Speaking of settings, I've also been thinking about writing a story set during the weeks surrounding Hurricane Katrina. I've got an idea for the narrator, too. Imagine a small child who loses his home in the storm and is sent to live with relatives in the East. His siblings are split up and sent to various states to live with friends and family. His mother goes West to work and support all of them, while his father stays in a tent down South to battle the beurocrats and try to salvage what he can of their possessions and old life. I'd tell the story primarily from the youngest child's POV, mixing in letters and phone calls from the rest of the family. I keep thinking about his story. It's fictional, but it hits close to home. I know people who are still living in tents or who had to abandon their homes and start over in strange new places. I feel the story growing inside me, and I think I'll be able to tell it eventually. Similarly, I'm finding myself connecting with the towns of Scotia and Rio Dell. It's only a matter of time before I put words on paper. This is a first step, right? It's been a long time since I've written fiction, but I'm excited that I've finally got some ideas buzzing around again.
Can you imagine what life might be like in a place like that? But the setting changes as soon as you leave Scotia. Across the river is the town of Rio Dell (population 3,174). How does it compare to its idyllic neighbor? Cross the narrow green bridge that joins the two communities, and it's like you are stepping from the beauty of the 19th Century back into the problems of the 21st. Lining Main Street is a clutter of cheap restaurants and ramshackle gas stations - no matching color schemes here. Rio Dell's economy is depressed. Some residents are unemployed. Others are even homeless. And the crime rate? The local police answer about 3,200 calls a year.
Can't you just see the kinds of characters who might live in towns like these? My mind started racing when I first read about them in the New York Times. Why are they making the news? Pacific Lumber has decided to sell Scotia's homes to its residents and is pushing a deal to turn all municipal responsibility over to (you guessed it) neighboring Rio Dell. Imagine how much life will change for the residents of the two towns as their worlds collide. It would make a great story, don't you think?
Speaking of settings, I've also been thinking about writing a story set during the weeks surrounding Hurricane Katrina. I've got an idea for the narrator, too. Imagine a small child who loses his home in the storm and is sent to live with relatives in the East. His siblings are split up and sent to various states to live with friends and family. His mother goes West to work and support all of them, while his father stays in a tent down South to battle the beurocrats and try to salvage what he can of their possessions and old life. I'd tell the story primarily from the youngest child's POV, mixing in letters and phone calls from the rest of the family. I keep thinking about his story. It's fictional, but it hits close to home. I know people who are still living in tents or who had to abandon their homes and start over in strange new places. I feel the story growing inside me, and I think I'll be able to tell it eventually. Similarly, I'm finding myself connecting with the towns of Scotia and Rio Dell. It's only a matter of time before I put words on paper. This is a first step, right? It's been a long time since I've written fiction, but I'm excited that I've finally got some ideas buzzing around again.
Saturday, July 22, 2006
BLOGS OR ADS?
I was just checking out the page of recently updated blogs here at Blogger, and I noticed that most of the blogs are bogus - random junk with a lot of ad links. Why doesn't blogger nix all the spam blogs? How do you cut through through the dross to find the silver lining here?
OVERHEARD
Last Tuesday, I accompanied my nieces on a field trip to the McWayne center. While we were there, I noticed that a couple of the six-year-olds were fighting. You'll want to know a little of the conflict's background to really appreciate the story. The little girl is the teacher's child. That morning, while her mother wasn't looking, the girl hit the little boy and pushed him out of line. Then she tattled on him to her mother (the teacher) for being out of line, and the teacher scolded him. By lunch, he'd had plenty of time to brood. He sat down across from her and began his revenge:
He: "I'm gonna' kill you as soon as you're away from your mom."
She: "I'll just stay by my mommy, then."
He: "Well, you're a big chicken!"
She: "I am not"
He: "Oh, yes you are. Look at yourself! You're growing a beak!
She: "Shut up!"
He: "Oh, I'm eating chicken nuggets. Sorry about eating your relatives!"
Brings back memories of childhood, doesn't it? Oh, to be young and in love.
He: "I'm gonna' kill you as soon as you're away from your mom."
She: "I'll just stay by my mommy, then."
He: "Well, you're a big chicken!"
She: "I am not"
He: "Oh, yes you are. Look at yourself! You're growing a beak!
She: "Shut up!"
He: "Oh, I'm eating chicken nuggets. Sorry about eating your relatives!"
Brings back memories of childhood, doesn't it? Oh, to be young and in love.
EXPATRIATE
This morning I cancelled my credit card. I've had it for eleven years, and now I don't. This month I also gave up my cell phone. As you can imagine, I feel strange. It's more than that; I feel un-American.
FUN WITH EBAYGLISH
Turns out eBay is not just a great place to buy and sell grilled cheese sandwiches resembling the Virgin Mother. It's also the perfect place for non-native speakers to learn and practice English. I take the following as a lesson in why nobody should trust Babel Fish. My sister ran across it on another buyer's feedback profile.
I wonder what the buyer thought when he read this comment from a seller: "put your mother's fart,the item is same to the picture, your eye is blind!" I dare you to read it aloud without laughing.
I wonder what the buyer thought when he read this comment from a seller: "put your mother's fart,the item is same to the picture, your eye is blind!" I dare you to read it aloud without laughing.
MANSPACES AND MONORAILS
This week, I got emails from two of my married friends. Both of the guys are setting up spaces at home that are entirely their own. Jack is converting his shed/workshop, adding all the ammenities of the main house (minus a bed). And Kevin is reworking his upstairs spare room/home office into his very own, "Fortress of Solitude."
As it turns out, Jack and Kevin are following a new cultural trend. Today's MSN home page features a link to this article about "Manspaces." And, come to think of it, this topic reminds me of a rerun of "Yes, Dear" called "Space Jam." In the episode, Kim wants to clean out the garage by throwing away all of Greg's college memorobilia. He lies to Kim about donating the junk to the thrift store and actually rents a storage unit for it. When he gets there and starts unpaking his stuff, he finds two other husbands, a record collector and a star wars junkie, using their units as hiding places from their wives. At the end of the episode, Kim confronts Greg about lying to her and convinces him to move his junk back into the garage. Of course, the episode wasn't funny, but it does tie in nicely with this blog (also unfunny and pointless).
You know how I tend to end my blogs with a question? Well, I don't really want to know how you feel about manspaces. So I'll ask you this instead: How do you feel about monorails? Are they just a passing fancy, or are they really the world's most modern transportation system?
As it turns out, Jack and Kevin are following a new cultural trend. Today's MSN home page features a link to this article about "Manspaces." And, come to think of it, this topic reminds me of a rerun of "Yes, Dear" called "Space Jam." In the episode, Kim wants to clean out the garage by throwing away all of Greg's college memorobilia. He lies to Kim about donating the junk to the thrift store and actually rents a storage unit for it. When he gets there and starts unpaking his stuff, he finds two other husbands, a record collector and a star wars junkie, using their units as hiding places from their wives. At the end of the episode, Kim confronts Greg about lying to her and convinces him to move his junk back into the garage. Of course, the episode wasn't funny, but it does tie in nicely with this blog (also unfunny and pointless).
You know how I tend to end my blogs with a question? Well, I don't really want to know how you feel about manspaces. So I'll ask you this instead: How do you feel about monorails? Are they just a passing fancy, or are they really the world's most modern transportation system?
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
OLD-SKOOL BOXES
I check out Todd Franklin's flickr stream or his blog about once a week. He's an artist who frequently puts up nostalgic pics. Yesterday, I was surprised to find this photo in with his other posts for the week - two schoolboxes that he had in the 70's. What's the big deal? I had the same boxes! Nothing like mass production to make it seem like a small world, after all.
Kirk Demarais also blogged about his school supply box this week. He makes a good point: because I used it every day, the pictures on my schoolbox probably got deeply embedded in my psyche.
I picked up this box in a local thrift shop because I remembered using it in grade school. It's dated 1979.
Do you remember your favorite supply box? What did it look like? Do you still have it stashed away somewhere? Maybe your mom or dad rescued it to store odds-n-ends and stuck it in the top of a closet or on a garage shelf. Or is it a lost treasure?
STOP BIG MEDIA
I just finished reading an article at Free Press that I think you should explore. Here's a summary:
Turn on the radio today in any U.S. town, and you'll hear the same Paris Hilton song played over and over. When was the last time you heard local talent played on the radio? (And I'm not talking about on your college station.) Do you ever wonder why your hometown station plays the same repitition of songs by big name commerical talents (using the term loosely)? Wouldn't you like to hear something new? And how do those famous few top the playlists all over America?
Ever hear of the term "payola?" The labels are paying off the giant conglomerates who control the airwaves. That's right: the big name labels pay Big Radio to feature their mainstream acts, blanketing the airwaves with their "stars" and leaving the indies out in the cold. But the airwaves are public property, and payola is supposed to be illegal.
The FCC has already fined Sony BMG and Warner Music Group $15 million + for payola abuses. These fines are too small to really make a difference, but the FCC won't impose heavier fines or take away their licenses unless you and I do something to force the FCC to hold the conglomerates accountable.
Please visit Free Press to find out ways you can fight back against big media (unless you secretly like "Stars are Blind.") While you are at Free Press, please check out their discussions of Net Neutrality, "corporate-sponsored" news, and the AT&T merger.
Turn on the radio today in any U.S. town, and you'll hear the same Paris Hilton song played over and over. When was the last time you heard local talent played on the radio? (And I'm not talking about on your college station.) Do you ever wonder why your hometown station plays the same repitition of songs by big name commerical talents (using the term loosely)? Wouldn't you like to hear something new? And how do those famous few top the playlists all over America?
Ever hear of the term "payola?" The labels are paying off the giant conglomerates who control the airwaves. That's right: the big name labels pay Big Radio to feature their mainstream acts, blanketing the airwaves with their "stars" and leaving the indies out in the cold. But the airwaves are public property, and payola is supposed to be illegal.
The FCC has already fined Sony BMG and Warner Music Group $15 million + for payola abuses. These fines are too small to really make a difference, but the FCC won't impose heavier fines or take away their licenses unless you and I do something to force the FCC to hold the conglomerates accountable.
Please visit Free Press to find out ways you can fight back against big media (unless you secretly like "Stars are Blind.") While you are at Free Press, please check out their discussions of Net Neutrality, "corporate-sponsored" news, and the AT&T merger.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
ANYTHING CAME AND WENT
A year ago, I was rehearsing for my upcoming role in Center Stage's production of Cole Porter's "Anything Goes." I ran across the photos online today and posted some of them to my flickr account. A lot of screwy stuff has happened to me in the last year. I'm glad to remember some of the good times. I'm looking forward to performing again, someday.
PATRICK RHYMES WITH...
...geriatric. Call it the curse of Taylor Hicks, and maybe I have been listening to too much of his music. What else can explain all of this gray hair I've been finding around my ears and in my beard? This morning I even found a gray chest hair! BLAH! I'm feeling old. What's good for warding off geriatric depression? Can you really find the fountain of youth in a box of "Just for Men?"
Along this same theme, happy 49th birthday to my brothers, Dan & Steve!
Along this same theme, happy 49th birthday to my brothers, Dan & Steve!
THE TWINS IN 1958
This photo is my favorite of the twins - who turn 49 this month. They've changed a little since Mom snapped it.
4 VIDEOS
Here are four clips that inspire me to start saving my pennies for a video camera. The first video was made by a couple of guys, Ryan Wieber and Michael Scott. To download it, check out their page. The footage was shot over three weekends. The editing took four months. Neither had any formal training beforehand. They shot with a Canon GL-1 camcorder and used Adobe After Effects to add the glowing effects.
The next two Kablamo vids I'm posting tonight are fan remakes of my favorite SNL digital short, "Lazy Sunday." The first was done by a couple of guys named Bryant Fisher and Max Sitinikov. The next was done by two eleven-year-olds, Luke Brightfield and James Gillespie, with help from one of their dads.
If you are offended by dumb things, don't watch this last one:
ONE RED PAPERCLIP
Pauline has been telling me about this guy who is trading a paperclip for a house. Today, Terry emailed me the link.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
NES EMULATION
Ben emailed me the address for Vimm's Lair. When you visit Vimm's page, just follow the link on the left sidebar to the "Emulation Lair." According to Vimm: "Emulators are software which allow one system to simulate the functions of another. Many people have written freeware emulators which allow your PC to emulate many different video game consoles. While emulators aren't perfect and can never replace the real thing, they can often perform most of the functions of the system they're emulating. Here you can download emulators for systems represented in The Vault. While there are dozens of emulators available, these are the best!"
Friday, July 07, 2006
PIRATES
I talked to a theatre employee about the new "Pirates" movie coming out today. She previewed it on Tuesday and loved it. Ben and I will see it tonight.
Here's a survey to gauge how excited you are about the newest Depp flick:
__ I'm with you - I'll be there opening night.
__ I might see it with the kids sometime.
__ I'll rent it.
__ I'm avoiding it like the Black Death.
__ What Pirates movie?
NINTENDO, REVISITED
I'm visiting my brother Steve's family for the holiday/his birthday (Happy #49, Chief!) and my nephew, Ben, and I have been discussing growing up playing video games. He's a member of the Nintendo Generation, while I'm an Atari guy. If you are ever in the mood for old skool gaming nostalgia, you should check out what's available online. Ben's downloaded all the classic Nintendo games, along with covers of the theme songs done by a band called the Minibosses (other bands cover the songs, too).
The timing was perfect when I checked my inbox and found this Mario video. Thanks to Terry for sending me the youtube link.
Of all the 1st generation games, Super Breakout is still my favorite. Which of the old games tops your list?
Monday, July 03, 2006
CRAVING
Last night, I dreamed of marzipan stollen, so I awoke craving it. I wish I had brought some back from Germany and stashed it in the freezer.
Ever had a strange food craving that you couldn't satisfy? What's a good substitute for stollen?
Sunday, July 02, 2006
SKETCH IDEAS & GHOSTS IN THE SQUARE
I've been bouncing ideas around with friends for some future youtube sketches or short podcast bits. I'm jotting them down here before they go to mental la la land.
(1) an ad for Emo Elmo - complete with black eyeliner, safety pins in his lip, and depressing sentiments. Who wouldn't rush out and buy one?
(2) little kids prank calling 911 - admit it; you did it, too. How mad was your mom?
(3) oh man, this one is gone already, and I knew it when I started typing this list...Does that ever happen to you?
On Friday, I got an unexpected invitation from Ryan to drive up to Oxford for Ole Miss' Shakespeare Festival. I enjoyed the plays and meeting his friends from the theater department there. We saw Rowan Oak and walked around the Square.
My mom's family is from Oxford, so while we walked around town, I started reading the dates on the buildings and thought about my great-grandparents and grandparents walking those same sidewalks seeing the same sights. There is a DVD store that has a display of antique TV's in the window. As I stood looking at them, I remembered that my mom first saw a TV in an Oxford Square storefront window. There I stood over 50 years later looking at a similar set. I liked experiencing that feeling of history.
We stayed at Ryan's college roommate's century-old farmhouse in Water Valley (about 20 minutes away). My dad's family lived in that town for many years; his grandfather ran the railroad there. So this weekend turned out to be a bit of a homecoming for me.
(1) an ad for Emo Elmo - complete with black eyeliner, safety pins in his lip, and depressing sentiments. Who wouldn't rush out and buy one?
(2) little kids prank calling 911 - admit it; you did it, too. How mad was your mom?
(3) oh man, this one is gone already, and I knew it when I started typing this list...Does that ever happen to you?
On Friday, I got an unexpected invitation from Ryan to drive up to Oxford for Ole Miss' Shakespeare Festival. I enjoyed the plays and meeting his friends from the theater department there. We saw Rowan Oak and walked around the Square.
My mom's family is from Oxford, so while we walked around town, I started reading the dates on the buildings and thought about my great-grandparents and grandparents walking those same sidewalks seeing the same sights. There is a DVD store that has a display of antique TV's in the window. As I stood looking at them, I remembered that my mom first saw a TV in an Oxford Square storefront window. There I stood over 50 years later looking at a similar set. I liked experiencing that feeling of history.
We stayed at Ryan's college roommate's century-old farmhouse in Water Valley (about 20 minutes away). My dad's family lived in that town for many years; his grandfather ran the railroad there. So this weekend turned out to be a bit of a homecoming for me.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
DECLAN GALBRAITH
Declan Galbraith is a British phenom. Here's his wiki article. What a voice!
Here's Part 2 of that interview. These are 2 longer clips of his songs:
FREE KYLE XY PILOT
Visit iTunes' store today or tomorrow, and you can pick up a free download of the premier of ABC Family's Kyle XY. It looks like it will be a fun show.
Growing up, I remember the Summer as a rerun wasteland. When did the networks start airing brand new shows during this season?
Speaking of pilots, here's one you won't find on iTunes. I was browsing youtube and ran across a profile with the first episode of a show called "Nobody's Watching" (bitter irony) that didn't make NBC or the WB's line up. Too bad. Here's an article about it, in case you're interested.
Growing up, I remember the Summer as a rerun wasteland. When did the networks start airing brand new shows during this season?
Speaking of pilots, here's one you won't find on iTunes. I was browsing youtube and ran across a profile with the first episode of a show called "Nobody's Watching" (bitter irony) that didn't make NBC or the WB's line up. Too bad. Here's an article about it, in case you're interested.
Monday, June 26, 2006
DIET COKE AND MENTOS
Last Sunday, Kate blogged about trying (unsuccessfully) to duplicate a Diet Coke and Mentos science experiment she'd heard about. It was the first I've heard of it, but apparently, it's a big thing now. Terry sent me this video tonight and clued me. Check it out!
WIRED
FIRST LINE
Go buy the July issue of Wired. I'd send you a copy, if I could. Why?
*Youtube is changing the face of baseball (p. 24)
*Blockbuster movies and hit songs are dead (p. 122)
*Blogs are driving the global economy (p. 132)
*Rupert Murdoch bought your favorite website (p. 142)
Want to know what I talk about when I'm not blogging? No need to fork over the dough for Big-Brother-style equipment! For a few bucks you can read about every trend that I've been discussing offline for the past few months. (Man, I want a podcast so bad I can taste it).
Go buy the July issue of Wired. I'd send you a copy, if I could. Why?
*Youtube is changing the face of baseball (p. 24)
*Blockbuster movies and hit songs are dead (p. 122)
*Blogs are driving the global economy (p. 132)
*Rupert Murdoch bought your favorite website (p. 142)
Want to know what I talk about when I'm not blogging? No need to fork over the dough for Big-Brother-style equipment! For a few bucks you can read about every trend that I've been discussing offline for the past few months. (Man, I want a podcast so bad I can taste it).
MYSPACE: THE NOVEL
A novel based on the myspace phenomenon is overdue. I want to (help) write it, but my poor brain can't even come up with the main characters, much less the conflict. Hey! I did the hard part by cooking up the big idea. Now it's up to you to help me fill in the details. Any suggestions?
WARM IT UP
If you haven't heard Goodnight Nurse's version of Milkshake, you don't know what you've been missing. Of course, iTunes doesn't have it (yet? ever?), but you can hear it on the band's myspace page. Parody covers are the silver lining of the overplayed-pop song!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
ADVERTISING OVERLOAD
Ever see a billboard and wish you could tweak the message a little? Maybe add a new caption? Now you can.
Graphic designer Ji Lee noticed the ads blanketing his city and decided to turn some of them into public forums. He added 35,000 big blank caption bubble stickers to ads around NYC. Pedestrians were then free to scribble their own captions. Lee went back and collected photos of the results for his new book, Talk Back: The Bubble Project.
I have two favorite ads from the book. The first is a perfume ad featuring a fashion model. Her caption now reads, "Please, save me from objectification." The other is an iPod ad. The headset-wearing silhouette now says, "I steal music, and I'm not going away!"
The project is now online. You can dowload a template of the bubble sticker to make your own. You can also view some of the photos that Lee collected. They're organized into groups like Social Commentary, Politics, Philosophy, and Humor. While you're there, be sure to check out his manifesto.
Ads blanket public places. Businesses have even stooped to putting ads on the white lines between parking spaces. Everywhere you turn there's a glossy billboard telling you what to eat, what to wear, what to be. So, why not take the opportunity to talk back?
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...
I spent too much time straightening and cleaning. Now I'm too tired to blog, but here's a photo. Behold the fruits of my labor.
Monday, June 19, 2006
BROOKERS
Have you heard of Brookers? Maybe you've stumbled across her myspace page or watched one of her youtube shorts. The 20-year-old is the first person to sign a talent/development deal based only on her youtube videos. Following in the footsteps of Andy Samburg, Andy Milonakis and other entertainers surfacing online, Brookers (aka Brooke Brodack) has just been signed by Carson Daily. In an interview with Variety.com, Daly said, "Several things immediately caught my eye watching her videos. She's got a fresh point of view, considerable directing skills and a great sense of music and how to use it."
I'm inspired by her story, and by her amazing resemblance to Screech from "Saved by the Bell." It makes me want to post my own videos on youtube. Here's a sample of what she's posted:
I'm inspired by her story, and by her amazing resemblance to Screech from "Saved by the Bell." It makes me want to post my own videos on youtube. Here's a sample of what she's posted:
Sunday, June 18, 2006
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
My dad and I spent the day with my mom and several other members of my family. We shared a nice meal and spent some quality time together. It was a relatively uneventful day.
There was a little drama in my inbox, though. Today, I read the first negative feedback I’ve gotten on this blog (in response to the other day’s entry). Because it is more an anonymous personal attack than a critique of my writing, I am tempted to ignore the critic or to pen some witty retort (Like, “Do you work for Hallmark? Is that why you’re so mad?”) In the end, I’ve chosen a third option. I will address each aspect of the attack to sort it out so I can dismiss it/learn from it. (Don’t expect me to do this again. This blog's written as monologues not dialogues, for the most part. But today, I thought, “Why not?”) So, here goes:
“Your point is that you couldn't find a card that simply said ‘You're a great dad.’”
You oversimplify my point.
“You are a liar.”
In the sense that all men (apart from Christ) are liars, this accusation is true. However, I did not knowingly write any falsehoods in the blog entry in question.
“I almost doubt you even went and shopped for a damned father's day card.”
If I were going to sensationalize my life, wouldn’t I create experiences more compelling than running an errand?
“If you did, you had made up your mind to write this inane "any-person-usa" blog entry long long before you picked up the card.”
I don’t think of myself as qualifying as a spokesman for “Any-Person-USA.” I hear he/she has a good job with benefits, a nice home, a spouse, and 2.5 kids. I don’t have any of those, so why would I presume to speak for that demographic?
“What on earth did you think you'd accomplish by saying what you said in this entry? Just stop. Next time stop and think to yourself ‘so what?’"
What did I hope to accomplish by writing this entry? This question is the only helpful criticism you offered. I do need to consciously consider my purpose in writing while I compose these entries. I’ll try to do better with that. I suppose my reason, in retrospect, was to work through a frustrating experience so it wouldn’t just be an unhappy memory.
I didn’t like the fact that every card I found held my father up to ideals that he couldn’t meet. It hit a nerve. The more I shopped, the more I started to feel angry and like a failure because I couldn’t find the “right” card to suit our relationship. I moved back in with my parents this year, and I’ve started to worry that I’m disappointing my father, on some level, because I’m not 100% financially independent. The self-doubt is just one aspect of some hefty depression I’ve been battling. Each card was an invitation to feel disappointed in my Dad and in myself. And I knew that if I handed one of those cards to him on Sunday, that he would open the envelope, read the card, and be disappointed, too.
Other people’s high expectations for me are part of a lifestyle that led to this depression. So why would I want to subject my Dad to anything like that? I was mad at the world for putting me on a pedestal and then pushing me off of it, and I took it out on the cards, OK? It was easy to come home and say, “It’s that the cards stink.” You are free to disagree. Maybe you think I couldn’t find a suitable card because my Dad and I are losers. That’s what the cards would have you believe.
But, back to the original question. The primary reason I’m writing here is to try to socially reconnect myself mentally to the outside world – reaching out in a way that feels safe. I’ve been fighting feelings of isolation. But the blog lets me have some human contact and introduces me to new people – like you.
“Look at the last line of your penultimate paragraph, you start to bring up a good point about the nature of the cards you did find. Why didn't you explore this more in the rest of your entry?”
I was tired and wanted to go to bed.
“Instead you handed us pure unadulterated blandness.”
My blog is purposefully mundane. Here's part of why I write this thing – the reason I analyze my everyday activities here - it helps me maintain some sense of normalcy in my topsy-turvy life. I’ve been through several traumatic experiences recently that have made my life feel fragmented, so I want someplace to piece together and reflect on the normal things in my life. They are few and far between – but they are there, a little each day. I embrace the blandness and showcase it here! If you want something exciting, go elsewhere. I’ve had enough excitement this year.
“Next thing you know, you will be telling us that ‘there is no light at the end of the tunnel.’”
How fatalistic! Isn’t that statement exactly the opposite of “unadulterated blandness?”
“Just stop. Pause. Rethink. Adapt. React. Readapt. Apt.”
Huh?
There was a little drama in my inbox, though. Today, I read the first negative feedback I’ve gotten on this blog (in response to the other day’s entry). Because it is more an anonymous personal attack than a critique of my writing, I am tempted to ignore the critic or to pen some witty retort (Like, “Do you work for Hallmark? Is that why you’re so mad?”) In the end, I’ve chosen a third option. I will address each aspect of the attack to sort it out so I can dismiss it/learn from it. (Don’t expect me to do this again. This blog's written as monologues not dialogues, for the most part. But today, I thought, “Why not?”) So, here goes:
“Your point is that you couldn't find a card that simply said ‘You're a great dad.’”
You oversimplify my point.
“You are a liar.”
In the sense that all men (apart from Christ) are liars, this accusation is true. However, I did not knowingly write any falsehoods in the blog entry in question.
“I almost doubt you even went and shopped for a damned father's day card.”
If I were going to sensationalize my life, wouldn’t I create experiences more compelling than running an errand?
“If you did, you had made up your mind to write this inane "any-person-usa" blog entry long long before you picked up the card.”
I don’t think of myself as qualifying as a spokesman for “Any-Person-USA.” I hear he/she has a good job with benefits, a nice home, a spouse, and 2.5 kids. I don’t have any of those, so why would I presume to speak for that demographic?
“What on earth did you think you'd accomplish by saying what you said in this entry? Just stop. Next time stop and think to yourself ‘so what?’"
What did I hope to accomplish by writing this entry? This question is the only helpful criticism you offered. I do need to consciously consider my purpose in writing while I compose these entries. I’ll try to do better with that. I suppose my reason, in retrospect, was to work through a frustrating experience so it wouldn’t just be an unhappy memory.
I didn’t like the fact that every card I found held my father up to ideals that he couldn’t meet. It hit a nerve. The more I shopped, the more I started to feel angry and like a failure because I couldn’t find the “right” card to suit our relationship. I moved back in with my parents this year, and I’ve started to worry that I’m disappointing my father, on some level, because I’m not 100% financially independent. The self-doubt is just one aspect of some hefty depression I’ve been battling. Each card was an invitation to feel disappointed in my Dad and in myself. And I knew that if I handed one of those cards to him on Sunday, that he would open the envelope, read the card, and be disappointed, too.
Other people’s high expectations for me are part of a lifestyle that led to this depression. So why would I want to subject my Dad to anything like that? I was mad at the world for putting me on a pedestal and then pushing me off of it, and I took it out on the cards, OK? It was easy to come home and say, “It’s that the cards stink.” You are free to disagree. Maybe you think I couldn’t find a suitable card because my Dad and I are losers. That’s what the cards would have you believe.
But, back to the original question. The primary reason I’m writing here is to try to socially reconnect myself mentally to the outside world – reaching out in a way that feels safe. I’ve been fighting feelings of isolation. But the blog lets me have some human contact and introduces me to new people – like you.
“Look at the last line of your penultimate paragraph, you start to bring up a good point about the nature of the cards you did find. Why didn't you explore this more in the rest of your entry?”
I was tired and wanted to go to bed.
“Instead you handed us pure unadulterated blandness.”
My blog is purposefully mundane. Here's part of why I write this thing – the reason I analyze my everyday activities here - it helps me maintain some sense of normalcy in my topsy-turvy life. I’ve been through several traumatic experiences recently that have made my life feel fragmented, so I want someplace to piece together and reflect on the normal things in my life. They are few and far between – but they are there, a little each day. I embrace the blandness and showcase it here! If you want something exciting, go elsewhere. I’ve had enough excitement this year.
“Next thing you know, you will be telling us that ‘there is no light at the end of the tunnel.’”
How fatalistic! Isn’t that statement exactly the opposite of “unadulterated blandness?”
“Just stop. Pause. Rethink. Adapt. React. Readapt. Apt.”
Huh?
Friday, June 16, 2006
HAPPY LIAR'S DAY?
Well, like many Americans, I shopped for a Father's Day card this week. After looking at five stores for the perfect card for Dad, I'm left with this burning question: Why do greeting card makers lie? They don't just fudge a little or embellish the truth a hair. They flat out lie when they write these cards. I have never met a father anything like the uber-dads these cards fabricate. Card after card carried sentiments that I would never express to my father.
Each year, I've been able to find a card that said something like, "Dad, happy Father's Day. I love you." It's usually a search, but it's never been like this before; I mean, five stores! It took that long to find a card that listed qualities that my dad actually posesses without sinking into hyperbole.
Is my Dad a criminal? Is he an abusive animal? No! He's a stand-up guy: honest, brave, caring, true (a real-life Boy Scout - literally, he was a troup leader and everything!) One of the things I respect the most about my father is that he is a great Dad, always giving me the best he had - always there for me - in spite of his weaknesses and shortcomings. And because he isn't perfect, he doesn't expect me to be. But the cards I found this week were written about somebody who doesn't exist - a super father who never makes mistakes. Or else, they were crude and insulting attempts at juvenile humor, or something meant to be given by a five-year-old.
So, I'm throwing this wish out into cyberspace: I'd like a line of Father's day cards with realistic, honest, simple sentiments. Or even better, a nice card that says, "Happy Father's Day" on the cover and is blank on the inside. Maybe next year, I'll just write him a letter. He'd probably like that better, anyway.
Each year, I've been able to find a card that said something like, "Dad, happy Father's Day. I love you." It's usually a search, but it's never been like this before; I mean, five stores! It took that long to find a card that listed qualities that my dad actually posesses without sinking into hyperbole.
Is my Dad a criminal? Is he an abusive animal? No! He's a stand-up guy: honest, brave, caring, true (a real-life Boy Scout - literally, he was a troup leader and everything!) One of the things I respect the most about my father is that he is a great Dad, always giving me the best he had - always there for me - in spite of his weaknesses and shortcomings. And because he isn't perfect, he doesn't expect me to be. But the cards I found this week were written about somebody who doesn't exist - a super father who never makes mistakes. Or else, they were crude and insulting attempts at juvenile humor, or something meant to be given by a five-year-old.
So, I'm throwing this wish out into cyberspace: I'd like a line of Father's day cards with realistic, honest, simple sentiments. Or even better, a nice card that says, "Happy Father's Day" on the cover and is blank on the inside. Maybe next year, I'll just write him a letter. He'd probably like that better, anyway.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
DINNER TIME
Tonight, my parents and I sat together for dinner at the dining room table for the first time in over six years. Occassionally, we've shared a quick meal at our kitchen's bar or eaten together in restaurants, but the dining room has sat abandoned. When I left home for college, I knew that my parents and I would grow distant, gradually losing the daily habits that had always kept us close.
But when Hurricane Katrina brought me back to live with them, I never expected things to be as different or as difficult as they have been. In many ways, we act like strangers, uncomfortable sharing a kitchen or a bathroom. So tonight's meal was remarkable.
I'm straining to memorize every detail of the evening. Can I keep this memory close? There we sat, pleasantly sharing a meal in the forgotten dining room. I felt like a rusty singer, surprised to find myself in the middle of a song from a past performance, struggling to remember almost-forgotten lyrics.
Six years ago, my parents' farmhouse burned. I lost my boyhood home, and I felt my life slip into a strange groove. Like a broken record, each year has brought another version of the same sad song. But tonight, I was nudged out of that groove, and my heart got to hum an older song. I couldn't remember the words well enough to sing along, but it did my heart good to hear its melody.
I know I can't live in the past, but I'm going to try to sing a little of that song tomorrow. Maybe I'll even write some new lyrics for it.
But when Hurricane Katrina brought me back to live with them, I never expected things to be as different or as difficult as they have been. In many ways, we act like strangers, uncomfortable sharing a kitchen or a bathroom. So tonight's meal was remarkable.
I'm straining to memorize every detail of the evening. Can I keep this memory close? There we sat, pleasantly sharing a meal in the forgotten dining room. I felt like a rusty singer, surprised to find myself in the middle of a song from a past performance, struggling to remember almost-forgotten lyrics.
Six years ago, my parents' farmhouse burned. I lost my boyhood home, and I felt my life slip into a strange groove. Like a broken record, each year has brought another version of the same sad song. But tonight, I was nudged out of that groove, and my heart got to hum an older song. I couldn't remember the words well enough to sing along, but it did my heart good to hear its melody.
I know I can't live in the past, but I'm going to try to sing a little of that song tomorrow. Maybe I'll even write some new lyrics for it.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
EMO
I've been depressed lately, and I've come to this conclusion: depression makes my brain hurt. My sense of humor, at least, seems to be in tip-top shape. I took one of those online quiz things (yeah, I know...lame-O, blah blah blah) and it looks like I'm pretty emo: 56%. I guess it's time for me to go teach English overseas. Or maybe I'll just go fight wolverines in Alaska. The lamest part about being depressed is that I can remember what it is like to not be depressed. I just can't make myself feel that way. I can make myself act that way. I guess that will have to do for now.
I've been careful not to talk much about it in this blog, because writing here is one way that I'm fighting the dark raincloud floating over my mood. But I'm thinking that talking about it and poking fun at it might be a good way to chip away at the hold it seems to have on me. So take that, depression. Score one for me.
SCOUT
I'm dreaming of being a talent scout? Not exactly, but today I've been thinking about the talented people the Internet has brought into my life. Some of them, I know personally. Others, I just admire. But they all share a common thread: they are up-and-coming talents. With that thought in mind, I'm introducing these folks to you, gentle readers. They are ones to watch. In no particular order, here are some people I think you should visit on the Internet:
A master of wit, Joel Settecase is the self-proclaimed "King of the Internet." Joel authors "You Better Believe It," a weekly blog aimed at college-age and twenty-something conservatives. Check out Joel on wikipedia, myspace, facebook, flickr, and blogger. Here's a sample from Poppa Joely: "Joel Settecase started this weblog because he had something to say to the world. Along the way, he seems to have forgotten what that was."
Pauline is a freelance writer and media personality (Yes, P. - I'm talking about you!) She regularly publishes Metamorphing Metaphors, a blog of her everyday-life observations, and she will soon be featured weekdays on her city’s largest Christian radio station! Occasionally, she puts something up on flickr. What's she like? Here's an excerpt from her blog: "A butterfly starts out as a worm. The cocoon experience is even worse - being left alone in the dark. But even during the dark times, there's hope. Something beautiful is being created. She is being dressed, being given wings to fly. She's being prepared to someday dance among the flowers. A butterfly tells a story of the redeemed. I am one of them."
Shoa shares the bitingly humorous and not-so-funny moments of her daily life in "Hello Virtual World." You can also find her on myspace. After reading her weblog for awhile, I’m reserving my copy of her first novel; I’m sure it will be a grand success! Here’s a sample of her writing: "This morning, I was struck by a remarkable truth. Something occurred to me, and I cannot believe I never realized it before. Does that ever happen to you? A moment of supreme enlightenment? Something far greater than the proverbial light-bulb, far more life-changing than a job change, and far more invigorating than a morning shower? Well. It happened to me. And it happened this very morning. Let me reiterate: I was struck by a remarkable truth. I look good in the color brown."
Opus Moreschi is a performer and comedy writer who showcases his work on Yomomma.com (not affiliated with the MTV show) and myspace. You won’t regret watching his comedy sketches posted on youtube or glancing through his photos on flickr. He used to write for Tom Green, if that tells you anything. Here’s a quote from his blog: "Today, I had to act in a short commercial the ad agency was shooting. In the shoot, I am in the background, I am chatting up an attractive woman and she jots down her phone number and hands it to me. I take my role as unimportant background actor very seriously. I really wanted to capture the true spirit of the Guy In The Background Getting A Phone Number From An Attractive Woman. So of course, my flirting seemed real - because I'm a method actor."
Dr. Rusty Spell is an author, comedian, web personality, musician, and all-around good guy. Dr. Spell showcases his talents on Rustyspell.com, and you can also find him on myspace and download one of his latest singles here. Here’s a quote from Rusty: "One of the art organizations around here asked me to provide music for the silent movie ‘The General’ with Buster Keaton, and it showed last Friday night. It was cool to be in an auditorium with the big screen and surround speakers playing my stuff, even if there were only a handful of people there (apparently the kids don't go out on Friday nights for silent pictures like they did in the 1920s). During several moments, I pretty much figured I was a genius."
John Mora is a Nashville-based lyricist/musician and founder of Sweet Tempers. You can check out his profile and blog on myspace and his photography on flickr. Here’s a sample of John’s unique style: "my friend ellie says i'm ‘the boy that lives alone in his heart’. jess says ‘you look like a kid in grown up world.’ sometimes i worry they're right….the last couple of weeks have been difficult. my friends love me, and I have everything I need in my life. but there's a hole there, and it needs to be filled. patience, love. -- i'll tell myself."
Matt J. is an aspiring artist from Oklahoma who works primarily with photography and mixed media. His photographs are unlike anything I’ve ever seen. You can find him on myspace and his work on flickr. No quote I could find for Matt really fits his style, but check out his work, and you'll see what I mean.
Luke Barats and Joe Bereta are actors and independent filmmakers based out of Spokane, WA. Graduates of Gonzaga University, the duo are winning awards and becoming a mini-cult phenomenon with their cutting edge satire reminiscent of Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live and The Lonely Island. You can find them on myspace, youtube, and their web site. Here's a quote from their bio: "Their work includes music video clips, film making, skits, lip sync contests, stand-up and improv comedy. Their collaboration hinges on individual specialties. Barats is a senior double-majoring in theater arts and history, while Bereta received his Bachelor's degree last spring in broadcast studies. Barats is involved in the writing aspect and Bereta has been involved in video production. Their combined talents result in a fun and unique form of media convergence."
Christine Castro is an amazing and award-winning web-designer, blogger, and maker of "Darling" things. Visit her on flickr, her personal blog, her design studio, or her shoppe. Here's a snippit from her blog archive to give you a peak into what she's up to this month: "Most of my memories about the week before the wedding involve laughing—which I suppose is a lot better than crying or stressing or having a total breakdown....I really was calm, though. I found some strength and wisdom inside myself that I wish I always had handy. It was the acceptance that I had done everything I could. It was time to let go of my grand plans and let it all unfold. If I tripped down the aisle or I forgot my vows, if a heat wave or Storm Watch 2006 suddenly hit, if the flowers wilted and the cupcake tower tumbled to the floor, it would still be okay. At least it would make a good story. And at the end of the day, Rama and I would still be married."
A master of wit, Joel Settecase is the self-proclaimed "King of the Internet." Joel authors "You Better Believe It," a weekly blog aimed at college-age and twenty-something conservatives. Check out Joel on wikipedia, myspace, facebook, flickr, and blogger. Here's a sample from Poppa Joely: "Joel Settecase started this weblog because he had something to say to the world. Along the way, he seems to have forgotten what that was."
Pauline is a freelance writer and media personality (Yes, P. - I'm talking about you!) She regularly publishes Metamorphing Metaphors, a blog of her everyday-life observations, and she will soon be featured weekdays on her city’s largest Christian radio station! Occasionally, she puts something up on flickr. What's she like? Here's an excerpt from her blog: "A butterfly starts out as a worm. The cocoon experience is even worse - being left alone in the dark. But even during the dark times, there's hope. Something beautiful is being created. She is being dressed, being given wings to fly. She's being prepared to someday dance among the flowers. A butterfly tells a story of the redeemed. I am one of them."
Shoa shares the bitingly humorous and not-so-funny moments of her daily life in "Hello Virtual World." You can also find her on myspace. After reading her weblog for awhile, I’m reserving my copy of her first novel; I’m sure it will be a grand success! Here’s a sample of her writing: "This morning, I was struck by a remarkable truth. Something occurred to me, and I cannot believe I never realized it before. Does that ever happen to you? A moment of supreme enlightenment? Something far greater than the proverbial light-bulb, far more life-changing than a job change, and far more invigorating than a morning shower? Well. It happened to me. And it happened this very morning. Let me reiterate: I was struck by a remarkable truth. I look good in the color brown."
Opus Moreschi is a performer and comedy writer who showcases his work on Yomomma.com (not affiliated with the MTV show) and myspace. You won’t regret watching his comedy sketches posted on youtube or glancing through his photos on flickr. He used to write for Tom Green, if that tells you anything. Here’s a quote from his blog: "Today, I had to act in a short commercial the ad agency was shooting. In the shoot, I am in the background, I am chatting up an attractive woman and she jots down her phone number and hands it to me. I take my role as unimportant background actor very seriously. I really wanted to capture the true spirit of the Guy In The Background Getting A Phone Number From An Attractive Woman. So of course, my flirting seemed real - because I'm a method actor."
Dr. Rusty Spell is an author, comedian, web personality, musician, and all-around good guy. Dr. Spell showcases his talents on Rustyspell.com, and you can also find him on myspace and download one of his latest singles here. Here’s a quote from Rusty: "One of the art organizations around here asked me to provide music for the silent movie ‘The General’ with Buster Keaton, and it showed last Friday night. It was cool to be in an auditorium with the big screen and surround speakers playing my stuff, even if there were only a handful of people there (apparently the kids don't go out on Friday nights for silent pictures like they did in the 1920s). During several moments, I pretty much figured I was a genius."
John Mora is a Nashville-based lyricist/musician and founder of Sweet Tempers. You can check out his profile and blog on myspace and his photography on flickr. Here’s a sample of John’s unique style: "my friend ellie says i'm ‘the boy that lives alone in his heart’. jess says ‘you look like a kid in grown up world.’ sometimes i worry they're right….the last couple of weeks have been difficult. my friends love me, and I have everything I need in my life. but there's a hole there, and it needs to be filled. patience, love. -- i'll tell myself."
Matt J. is an aspiring artist from Oklahoma who works primarily with photography and mixed media. His photographs are unlike anything I’ve ever seen. You can find him on myspace and his work on flickr. No quote I could find for Matt really fits his style, but check out his work, and you'll see what I mean.
Luke Barats and Joe Bereta are actors and independent filmmakers based out of Spokane, WA. Graduates of Gonzaga University, the duo are winning awards and becoming a mini-cult phenomenon with their cutting edge satire reminiscent of Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live and The Lonely Island. You can find them on myspace, youtube, and their web site. Here's a quote from their bio: "Their work includes music video clips, film making, skits, lip sync contests, stand-up and improv comedy. Their collaboration hinges on individual specialties. Barats is a senior double-majoring in theater arts and history, while Bereta received his Bachelor's degree last spring in broadcast studies. Barats is involved in the writing aspect and Bereta has been involved in video production. Their combined talents result in a fun and unique form of media convergence."
Christine Castro is an amazing and award-winning web-designer, blogger, and maker of "Darling" things. Visit her on flickr, her personal blog, her design studio, or her shoppe. Here's a snippit from her blog archive to give you a peak into what she's up to this month: "Most of my memories about the week before the wedding involve laughing—which I suppose is a lot better than crying or stressing or having a total breakdown....I really was calm, though. I found some strength and wisdom inside myself that I wish I always had handy. It was the acceptance that I had done everything I could. It was time to let go of my grand plans and let it all unfold. If I tripped down the aisle or I forgot my vows, if a heat wave or Storm Watch 2006 suddenly hit, if the flowers wilted and the cupcake tower tumbled to the floor, it would still be okay. At least it would make a good story. And at the end of the day, Rama and I would still be married."
Saturday, June 10, 2006
BLUEBERRY FESTIVAL
Shoppers stroll at the 2006 Blueberry Festival in Poplarville, MS., originally uploaded by Patrick Q.
Dad and I drove south to Poplarville, MS for their annual Blueberry Festival. The town transformed itself into a showcase for more than just berries. Festival goers could sample many regional flavors, arts and crafts, and great music. The downside? Battling the MS Summer sun was a full-time job. Visit my flickr stream to see more photos of our day.
If you could found a festival in your hometown, what would it celebrate?
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR REPS IN CONGRESS
This issue is no joke. The more I read about Net Neutrality, the more I realise that the issue is one of free speech and economic competition. If internet service providers are allowed to pick and choose which sites get decent bandwidth, then all the small mom & pop online stores and all the small blogs and news sources would be forced offline. Imagine an internet with only big-name retailers and big-wig broadcasters! That's not the future I want for myself and my family!
Friday, June 09, 2006
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
RICK'S BDAY PHOTOS
To whom it may concern: If you've been waiting for me to post Rick's birthday photos to my flickr account, well, I finally did. If you are waiting for Terry's & Jo's wedding pics, I'm still workin' on it...check back soon.
Rick's party was last weekend, so I'm not such a slouch. We had a good time - nice conversation at the Chinese place (Rick's favorite) and back at their apartment after ice cream-cake and gifts...."A grand time was had by all."
Sunday, June 04, 2006
HELLO, LITTLE MOUSIE
Our house has a mouse! Amazing how such a tiny critter can wreak such havok on a family's everyday life. She kept me up late into the night last night, scurrying across my bedroom's hardwood floors and munching something. This morning I discovered that her feast was the leather on my old catcher's mask.
This mouse is not shy - no dark corners or baseboard cracks for her. Every time I clicked on the light I caught glimpses of her racing across the middle of the room. So, it was no surprise tonight when I came into the kitchen to examine the squash Dad just brought in from the garden and found her sitting in the middle of the counter, eyeing the produce. One shout, and she jumped down and raced into the dining room and out of sight.
What to do? She's cute and everything, but I don't like sharing a room and groceries with her!
How do you get rid of your uninvited houseguests?
Friday, June 02, 2006
FRIDAY NIGHT BLUES FEST
It's Friday night and I'm sitting home doing laundry...zzzzzzzz What's up with that? Did my invitation get lost in the mail?
PRICEY TOLL BOOTHS ON THE INFO SUPER-HWY
In yesterday's blog, I gave you a copy of an email I received from eBay's CEO asking me to protest some proposed web-related legislation. As promised, I did a little web research on this internet de-regulation debate. I found an article from PBS' Now that defines the conflict. The entire debate centers around the FCC's Telecommunications Act of 1996.
On one side are companies like Verizon, AT&T, and Comcast. You can read more about what they are fighting for on sites like Hands off the Internet. Basically, they want to cash in, making more money off the internet. They want, "the Internet to be governed by economics, not government regulation." If they win, they will be able to give more bandwidth to certain companies in exchange for cash. People who couldn't or wouldn't pay top dollar prices would be stuck with lower bandwitdth (goodbye high-res. video and fast load times, etc.).
The opposing side is spearheaded by companies like Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. They argue that the proposed changes are undemocratic and would limit creativity and innovation on the web. Sites like SavetheInternet.com and Free Press herald this cause's ideals.
Since the profits that the internet service providers are craving would ultimatley be coming out of our pockets, as internet users, I think it's worth our while to check out and play a part in this debate. The real kicker to me is that the quality of the internet would decline while the price increased! What do you think? What should we do?
On one side are companies like Verizon, AT&T, and Comcast. You can read more about what they are fighting for on sites like Hands off the Internet. Basically, they want to cash in, making more money off the internet. They want, "the Internet to be governed by economics, not government regulation." If they win, they will be able to give more bandwidth to certain companies in exchange for cash. People who couldn't or wouldn't pay top dollar prices would be stuck with lower bandwitdth (goodbye high-res. video and fast load times, etc.).
The opposing side is spearheaded by companies like Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. They argue that the proposed changes are undemocratic and would limit creativity and innovation on the web. Sites like SavetheInternet.com and Free Press herald this cause's ideals.
Since the profits that the internet service providers are craving would ultimatley be coming out of our pockets, as internet users, I think it's worth our while to check out and play a part in this debate. The real kicker to me is that the quality of the internet would decline while the price increased! What do you think? What should we do?
Thursday, June 01, 2006
WHITE RABBIT
Happy 1st day of June, everybody! In my family, we traditionally wish one another, "White Rabbit" on the first day of each month. It's a little contest we keep; the first one to utter the greeting wins! So...WHITE RABBIT!!
(ha ha...you won last month, P, but I win this round)
BIG CHANGES FOR THE INTERNET?
Check out this update/call to action that eBay emailed me. What do you think? I'll do some google research & will write more on it later. Here's the letter:
As you know, I almost never reach out to you personally with a request to get involved in a debate in the U.S. Congress. However, today I feel I must.
Right now, the telephone and cable companies in control of Internet access are trying to use their enormous political muscle to dramatically change the Internet. It might be hard to believe, but lawmakers in Washington are seriously debating whether consumers should be free to use the Internet as they want in the future.
The phone and cable companies now control more than 95% of all Internet access. These large corporations are spending millions of dollars to promote legislation that would divide the Internet into a two-tiered system.
The top tier would be a "Pay-to-Play" high-speed toll-road restricted to only the largest companies that can afford to pay high fees for preferential access to the Net.
The bottom tier - the slow lane - would be what is left for everyone else. If the fast lane is the information "super-highway," the slow lane will operate more like a dirt road.
Today's Internet is an incredible open marketplace for goods, services, information and ideas. We can't give that up. A two lane system will restrict innovation because start-ups and small companies - the companies that can't afford the high fees - will be unable to succeed, and we'll lose out on the jobs, creativity and inspiration that come with them.
The power belongs with Internet users, not the big phone and cable companies. Let's use that power to send as many messages as possible to our elected officials in Washington. Please join me by clicking here right now to send a message to your representatives in Congress before it is too late. You can make the difference.
Thank you for reading this note. I hope you'll make your voice heard today.
Sincerely,
Meg Whitman
President and CEOeBay Inc.
As you know, I almost never reach out to you personally with a request to get involved in a debate in the U.S. Congress. However, today I feel I must.
Right now, the telephone and cable companies in control of Internet access are trying to use their enormous political muscle to dramatically change the Internet. It might be hard to believe, but lawmakers in Washington are seriously debating whether consumers should be free to use the Internet as they want in the future.
The phone and cable companies now control more than 95% of all Internet access. These large corporations are spending millions of dollars to promote legislation that would divide the Internet into a two-tiered system.
The top tier would be a "Pay-to-Play" high-speed toll-road restricted to only the largest companies that can afford to pay high fees for preferential access to the Net.
The bottom tier - the slow lane - would be what is left for everyone else. If the fast lane is the information "super-highway," the slow lane will operate more like a dirt road.
Today's Internet is an incredible open marketplace for goods, services, information and ideas. We can't give that up. A two lane system will restrict innovation because start-ups and small companies - the companies that can't afford the high fees - will be unable to succeed, and we'll lose out on the jobs, creativity and inspiration that come with them.
The power belongs with Internet users, not the big phone and cable companies. Let's use that power to send as many messages as possible to our elected officials in Washington. Please join me by clicking here right now to send a message to your representatives in Congress before it is too late. You can make the difference.
Thank you for reading this note. I hope you'll make your voice heard today.
Sincerely,
Meg Whitman
President and CEOeBay Inc.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
PHOTOBOOTH
While P and I were in B'Ham visiting my sisters' family, we took in a movie. Killing time, we discovered a photobooth in the theatre's lobby. Romantic that I am, I've always had a hankering to take pictures in one of these contraptions, but I never took the opportunity. It just never seemed right. So, I'm happy to share these photos with you, as proof positive that Pauline brings many good things into my life - you can tell from these snaps why I love her smile :0)
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
ROAD RULZ
I'm finally back at my parents' house. How long have I been on the road? Since April 20th? Wow! With all this driving, I feel like a truck driver or something. Glad to be off road for a while.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
AI
Tonight's the night. On my way to Orlando, I'll find a cheap hotel room and spend the night, just as much to watch the finale as to avoid a continuous 12hr+ drive. The message boards are full of witty metaphors for the final two: Gray Versus Anatomy; Beauty & the Beast (not too nice to call Kat the Beast, but people can be mean). The B'Ham paper came up with a top 10 in favor of Tay:
1. Song choices approved by reps for George Harrison and Bruce Springsteen. How cool is that?
2. Compare their dance moves. No contest.
3. Because he’d never, ever smile nonstop while singing “Ain’t Got Nothin’ But the Blues.”
4. If Elvis had a little brother, he’d look like Taylor.
5. “Saturday Night Live” doesn’t spoof just anyone.
6. A soul man trumps an ice princess every time.
7. Gray is the new blond.
8. Taylor didn’t wear Paula’s tacky new jewelry line on camera.
9. With Soul Patrol, we’re talkin’ ’bout a revolution. McPheever sounds like a sickness.
10. So Katharine’s dad will really have a reason to cry.
Who's got your vote? How many times will you vote tonight?
1. Song choices approved by reps for George Harrison and Bruce Springsteen. How cool is that?
2. Compare their dance moves. No contest.
3. Because he’d never, ever smile nonstop while singing “Ain’t Got Nothin’ But the Blues.”
4. If Elvis had a little brother, he’d look like Taylor.
5. “Saturday Night Live” doesn’t spoof just anyone.
6. A soul man trumps an ice princess every time.
7. Gray is the new blond.
8. Taylor didn’t wear Paula’s tacky new jewelry line on camera.
9. With Soul Patrol, we’re talkin’ ’bout a revolution. McPheever sounds like a sickness.
10. So Katharine’s dad will really have a reason to cry.
Who's got your vote? How many times will you vote tonight?
LIBERAL ARTS
Today I ran across a guy's MySpace blurb worth blogging about:
"I went to school. I studied Political Science and Languages and Cultures of Asia. And now I am doing what any good liberal arts major does when confronted by the outside world: avoiding it. I work as an AmeriCorps Member with Habitat for Humanity in North Carolina. I will be going back to school this fall, for which I am very excited. I feel that I straddle the realms of maturity and immaturity very nicely. I like to read and make good conversation. Pretending that I am a responsible citizen is a lot of fun. At the same time, I enjoy the luxuries and the simplicity of acting like a ten-year-old."
I think Johnson's blurb represents the feelings of many young adults. And more times than I'd like to admit, I find myself sharing similar sentiments. Go back and read some of my old blogs. If you replace "Habitat for Humanity" with "private school," this sounds like something I could have written.
For the last few years, I've been wondering about a new career path - dreaming of a higher paying job that's as emotionally satisfying as teaching. While visiting Dallas with Pauline, I spoke to my friend Kevin about his Computer Science degree. His job requires some qualities of mine - fastidious, detail oriented, analytical, a problem-solver...That's me. And I'd be learning languages - granted, they'd be computer languages, but languages just the same. If I did web design, that would tie in art/design. But I wouldn't be limited to just making web pages. I could use the degree in several different ways, and because it's so versatile, I wouldn't have to worry about my job being outsourced.
It looks like I'll be teaching again before I get another degree, but at least I have a goal now. I imagine that eventually I'll be doing a number of things, photography and eBay included. And maybe even teaching a night class. But I do think the Computer Science thing is a real option that I need to explore. I like the idea better than an MBA, although both sound promising. If I had it to do over again, I would still choose Liberal Arts for my undergrad and masters, but I understand now why so many people tried to encourage me to choose a different career path.
Do you ever dream about having a different job?
"I went to school. I studied Political Science and Languages and Cultures of Asia. And now I am doing what any good liberal arts major does when confronted by the outside world: avoiding it. I work as an AmeriCorps Member with Habitat for Humanity in North Carolina. I will be going back to school this fall, for which I am very excited. I feel that I straddle the realms of maturity and immaturity very nicely. I like to read and make good conversation. Pretending that I am a responsible citizen is a lot of fun. At the same time, I enjoy the luxuries and the simplicity of acting like a ten-year-old."
I think Johnson's blurb represents the feelings of many young adults. And more times than I'd like to admit, I find myself sharing similar sentiments. Go back and read some of my old blogs. If you replace "Habitat for Humanity" with "private school," this sounds like something I could have written.
For the last few years, I've been wondering about a new career path - dreaming of a higher paying job that's as emotionally satisfying as teaching. While visiting Dallas with Pauline, I spoke to my friend Kevin about his Computer Science degree. His job requires some qualities of mine - fastidious, detail oriented, analytical, a problem-solver...That's me. And I'd be learning languages - granted, they'd be computer languages, but languages just the same. If I did web design, that would tie in art/design. But I wouldn't be limited to just making web pages. I could use the degree in several different ways, and because it's so versatile, I wouldn't have to worry about my job being outsourced.
It looks like I'll be teaching again before I get another degree, but at least I have a goal now. I imagine that eventually I'll be doing a number of things, photography and eBay included. And maybe even teaching a night class. But I do think the Computer Science thing is a real option that I need to explore. I like the idea better than an MBA, although both sound promising. If I had it to do over again, I would still choose Liberal Arts for my undergrad and masters, but I understand now why so many people tried to encourage me to choose a different career path.
Do you ever dream about having a different job?
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
3 THINGS I LEARNED TODAY
- Home movies of your girlfriend are fun to watch
- American Idol is boring without Chris (shocking! but Taylor needs a foil, I guess)
- Alavert D-12 is worth its weight in gold
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Friday, May 12, 2006
SOUL PATROL
Today is the day I died and went to Taylor Heaven.
Where do I begin? The radio interviews? The televised concert? The LIVE concert? Woo Hoo!
He is truly the best performer I've ever seen! I am more convinced than ever that he's one of the greatest musical showmen of our generation.
Go Silver Fox! Soul Patrol! If you'd like more photos of today's concert, visit my flickr stream.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
HAPPY CAKES
...with sprinkles on top. Tomorrow I'll leave around 8 am and drive 4 hours to my neice's preschool. She's sharing birthday cupcakes with her class, and I'm invited. I can't wait! I'm so excited to be with my sister's family, and I'm even more excited that Pauline's flight arrives Saturday. Lord, please let her arrive safely.
Speaking of exciting news, tonight we'll find out who made it into the top 3 on AI, and it's a new installment of LOST. Which one will you watch? Both? Neither?
I've been collecting my thoughts on AI lately, specifically about the judges and producers. There's been a lot of speculation on the net about how the show's rigged and that the judges aren't fair with their criticisms and endorsements. I've especially heard a lot of rude comments about one judge in particular. Guess who!
All the snarky comments made about Simon remind me of old-fashioned melodramas. Taylor is the hero in white. Simon is the guy in the black cape with the fake mustache. I'd argue that Simon as we see him on TV is not even a real person. He’s a caricature: the villain who ties the damsel to the buzzsaw. So his part in the show only adds to the fun. The worse his behavior, the more justified our hatred of him becomes. Booing and hissing Simon is a crucial factor in the successful formula worked out by AI’s producers in previous seasons. Simon knows his part in the AI machine and plays it with overacted gusto and copyrighted catch-phrases.
I don’t mind Simon being the villian. I expect it. It’s part of the price of admission. Imagine a reality show with no conflict; it would be…well, in the words of Simon “boring, indeed.”What I do mind is the sneaking suspicion I keep fighting that Simon is not the only villian lurking behind the curtains at America’s favorite reality music show. It seems like the producers want to steal Simon’s part by sabotaging some contestants and promoting others. Rumors of back-stage foul play were once the domain of late night idol message boards, but the accusations are spreading and getting more and more mainstream. So I'm left asking, is it a fair fight or not?
And if the producers are favoring some contestants over others, aren't they missing the point?American audiences want escapism. We want to cheer the hero and hate the villian. We want to see good triumph over evil. If they can't provide that, I predict that AI will belly-up in one or two seasons.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
LOST
I know it's 24 hours too early for "LOST," but that's the point. Yesterday I found a pre-airdate "LOST" spoiler on youtube, so I already know the plot for this Wednesday's episode. When I get a free minute I'll leave the link as a comment in case you are interested. Don't you want to know if Ana-Lucia and Libby survive Michael's freak out in the hatch? This episode reveals some secrets and a new mystery! But if you are waiting for the writers to reveal who "the Others" are, well...don't hold your breath (unless you're David Blaine). Vote for Taylor.
Speaking of surviving tragedies and living in less than luxury: my trip to the Gulf Coast went swell. It was a good step in my quest to getting my heart and head back to normal. It was healthly to hang out with three sets of friends this weekend (Yes, I am tired) and go to a church service with some of them. The church got a lot of damage and the building's restoration isn't nearly complete. The atmosphere was pretty amazing - between the rustic surroundings and the fighting spirit of the believers gathered there. Interestingly, the congregation included a group of Amish people who are helping with the relief/rebuilding effort. Vote for Taylor.
The rebuilding of the community will take like 100 years, no kidding. I still feel like I'm in Hell when I drive the coastline. Imagine driving through your hometown on what should be the busiest thoroughfare. Imagine all the shops and homes and the pedestrians. Now picture the same road, but there's no traffic. And there are no people. And the homes and shops are just piles of broken concrete and twisted steel - or nothing at all. It's like something from another world or a nightmare. Vote for Taylor.
One funny subject came up in the conversation with my friends down there. They are out of the loop when it comes to entertainment, or at least movies. When we talked about newer DVDs, many of them had no idea what some of the current pictures were - even big newsmakers like Brokeback Mountain. They were all, "Hey, what's that one about?" Unreal!?! And I noticed that NOBODY down there wants to see United 93. The concensus is that they are in no mood to see any screen tragedies. So I wouldn't bet on United being a big ticket show down in that area, but Brokeback probably will do great there in DVD rentals, when it normally would have done badly with such a conservative audience, because Coastal movie-renters will choose it not knowing the controversy surrounding it. How's that for an odd hurricane side-effect? Vote for Taylor.
On the subject of surprise money makers, my eBay auctions are doing well. Who knew that Playmobil toys would be this popular? I wish all my stuff would sell like this. I read a guy's My Space profile who said that he had made thousands off of his comic book collection - like over $24,000. I'm wondering what things like my postcards, record albums, and Hotwheels will bring. Cash in the Attic, baby! How much would it take for you to part with your collectibles? Oh yeah, and ...
VOTE FOR TAYLOR!
Here's a fun game for you to try. Just follow this link to Liquid Generation:
Monday, May 08, 2006
Friday, May 05, 2006
I'LL MISS YOU, DUELING DRAGONS
I've had a busy morning. I'm getting ready to visit friends on the Coast this weekend, so I'm tying up loose ends here. Mailing packages, paying bills, etc. I phoned in my tuxedo and hotel reservations for Ryan & Amanda's wedding. I'm excited to stay at the Sheraton. I've been to International Drive before, but never to this hotel. Ryan picked a good one.
I have twenty eBay auctions ending midweek next week that I'll be mailing, and Pauline's visit will start that weekend. (Yay!) So, with the wedding the next week, I think today is the start of a very busy two week stretch. Ever notice how life kind of happens all at once?
Biggest bummer of the day: I'll be in a great hotel for four nights in May, a block or so from Universal Studios and won't go! Pauline will be in South America, so I've got no date to the wedding. I'm OK with going stag to the ceremony & stuff, but I can't see myself going to a theme park solo. Boo! I've been racking my brain trying to come up with a friend who could stay in the hotel with me and go to the park with me in the mornings- and to the park at night while I'm at the wedding events. All my buddies are married now. And my nephews are too young to be on their own - except Ben who just hurt his back and can't go on Coasters. Bummer, indeed. Blah. Maybe I'll go for a day anyway, at least to CityWalk.
I have twenty eBay auctions ending midweek next week that I'll be mailing, and Pauline's visit will start that weekend. (Yay!) So, with the wedding the next week, I think today is the start of a very busy two week stretch. Ever notice how life kind of happens all at once?
Biggest bummer of the day: I'll be in a great hotel for four nights in May, a block or so from Universal Studios and won't go! Pauline will be in South America, so I've got no date to the wedding. I'm OK with going stag to the ceremony & stuff, but I can't see myself going to a theme park solo. Boo! I've been racking my brain trying to come up with a friend who could stay in the hotel with me and go to the park with me in the mornings- and to the park at night while I'm at the wedding events. All my buddies are married now. And my nephews are too young to be on their own - except Ben who just hurt his back and can't go on Coasters. Bummer, indeed. Blah. Maybe I'll go for a day anyway, at least to CityWalk.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
ROCK THE VOTE, YA'LL
Time for our Weekly Votin' Party!, originally uploaded by Patrick Q.
PLEASE follow this link and play Taylor Hick's Pac-Man. You will NOT be sorry!
According to Ray Ray (Tay Tay's cousin), he will be giving us a "real Taylor Hicks" concert tonight - ignoring the pressure he's getting from AI's producers and judges. I can't wait! According to the Official Soul Patrol, the week's theme is Billboard chart toppers - one current hit and one from the performer's birthyear. Yes! 2 songs from Taylor!
SPOILER ALERT: The rumor mill over at Gray Charles is spinning this yarn: One of the songs is "Play that Funky Music, White Boy"... Wow! Here's hopin'!
UPDATE:
Taylor rocked out tonight. Just checked out my Last-FM charts. Looks like I favor one particular artist. Hmmm...What's up with that?
Monday, May 01, 2006
26:1
Lazy blog today. If you want deep thought, read yesterday's post. I stole this list from john mora, who stole it from someone else.
One Word
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD.
NO EXCUSES.
1. Yourself: who?
2. Your Lover: heavenly
3. Your Hair: scary
4. Your Mother: loving
5. Your Father: loving
6. Your Favorite Item: cookie
7. Your Dream Last Night: bad
8. Your Favorite Drink: water
9. Your Dream Home: unsure
10. The Room You Are In: mine
11. Your Pet(s): died
12. Who You Are Now: Linus
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: published
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: alive
15. What You're Not: satisfied
16. Your Best Friend: invisible
17. One of Your Wishlist Items: hoodie
18. Your Gender: guy
19. The Last Thing You Did: sing
20. What You Are Wearing: umbros
21. Your Favorite Weather: cold
22. Your Favorite Book: educational
23. The Last Thing You Ate: mashed-potatoes
24. Your Life: new
25. Your Mood: procrastinating
26. Most Recent Blog: preachy
One Word
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD.
NO EXCUSES.
1. Yourself: who?
2. Your Lover: heavenly
3. Your Hair: scary
4. Your Mother: loving
5. Your Father: loving
6. Your Favorite Item: cookie
7. Your Dream Last Night: bad
8. Your Favorite Drink: water
9. Your Dream Home: unsure
10. The Room You Are In: mine
11. Your Pet(s): died
12. Who You Are Now: Linus
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: published
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: alive
15. What You're Not: satisfied
16. Your Best Friend: invisible
17. One of Your Wishlist Items: hoodie
18. Your Gender: guy
19. The Last Thing You Did: sing
20. What You Are Wearing: umbros
21. Your Favorite Weather: cold
22. Your Favorite Book: educational
23. The Last Thing You Ate: mashed-potatoes
24. Your Life: new
25. Your Mood: procrastinating
26. Most Recent Blog: preachy
Sunday, April 30, 2006
AS AMERICAN AS ALL-STARS AND APPLE PIE
I made this mosaic from some of my favorite photos from the folks on flickr (say that 5 times fast). It's noteworthy how many individuals from all over the world thought to take a picture of their All Stars and post it on flickr. What does that say about us? There are at least 3 fan groups at flickr devoted solely to photos of this shoe! Score one for the marketing team at Converse.
Along that same line, have you seen this week's copy of U.S. News & World Report? The cover story by Bay Fang details the purchasing power of the rising Chinese Middle Class. The story highlights some of the marketing strategies US companies are using to hook the "Chuppies" (Chinese Yuppies) on their products. Take basketball shoes, for instance:
"When Nike entered the China market in 1994, it found a country where regular kids didn't play sports; that was the province of elite athletes....Nike changed all that. The company began sponsoring entire high school basketball leagues, with the hope that more widespread competition would eventually pay off in brand recognition....today the company will hit $450 million in annual [Chinese] sales [compared to $8 million in '94]. In poll after poll, Nike is cited as the 'coolest' brand [by Chinese consumers]."
Here's the ploy that I found the most humorous:
When De Beers started marketing diamonds in China in 1993, "there were absolutely no diamonds exchanged in China and nothing in Chinese culture linking diamonds and love." But the marketing firm that handles De Beers has fixed that! The head of the firm boasts, "It's more than selling a product. It's creating a culture."
"The company has been so successful in its creation that now, in Shanghai, 70 percent of all brides are given a diamond wedding ring....Every year De Beers cosponsors a 'Rose Wedding Ceremony' with the Shanghai municipal government, in which 100 couples exchange vows - and diamond rings" in a broadcast TV event. Last year the couples stood next to a 12-foot-high model of a diamond ring!
A 12 foot high diamond ring! Can you believe that? I love the name of a presentation that De Beer's marketing company gave: "Creating a Diamond Wedding Ring Cultural Imperative." I guess it could be worse. Just imagine it, "With this Nike I thee wed."
What do you think about that?
Friday, April 28, 2006
PHOTO SHOOT
ZZZZZZ...I'm spending my Friday night photographing little plastic people. What's wrong with this picture? Did I mention that I'm a 31 year old man? Oh, the things I do for eBay!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
MAGIC iPOD
Are you ready for the next Magic 8 Ball? Wish you had a fortune cookie, but all you’ve got is an iPod? If you haven’t heard of it yet (Where have you been?), Shuffle Fortune-Telling is asking questions and letting iTunes' shuffle function give you the answers. (This is a joke, btw. It’s forced creativity and your brain making connections between random things - It reveals what's in your head, not what's in the cards for you. I don’t actually believe my new iPod is omniscient. Now my toaster on the other hand…)
Simple to follow instructions: Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the songs as your answers. NO CHEATING! (Unless you get instrumental music; but even then, at least try to make a connection. )
How does the world see me?
Song: Don’t You Forget About Me
Artist: Simple Minds
Comment: I guess I remind the world of Anthony Michael Hall
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Somehow
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comment: Like the song says, "I’ll get by, somehow…look at the people around you, stabbing at your heart, but you still smile in kindness…"
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Trust
Artist: Jason Upton
Comment: The song’s refrain is "I can trust in you."
Does anyone secretly have a crush on me?
Song: Fur Elise
Artist: Vince Guaraldi
Comments: Lucy and Schroeder! Oh, but Lucy’s crush was no secret!
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Too Young
Artist: Nat King Cole
Comments: Marry too young? Well, it’s too late for that! Maybe just marry, then?
What should I do with my life?
Song: Why Doesn’t Andy
Artist: The Whitlams
Comments: Oh, goody. I’m supposed to talk on stage, then? Must I act my age?
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: She’s Got a Way
Artist: Billy Joel
Comments: It doesn’t matter as long as you are loved.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Sh-Boom
Artist: The Crew-Cuts
Comments: If I do, it will be a dream come true.
Will I die happy?
Song: My Doorbell
Artist: The White Stripes
Comments: Death is just the doorway to a happier eternity.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Love You Madly
Artist: Cake
Comments: Love courageously. Trust. Don’t hold back.
What is happiness?
Song: White Christmas
Artist: Bing Crosby
Comments: Yes, it is! Merry Birthday to Jesus and me!
How will I be remembered?
Song: Son of a Carpenter
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: Cool.
What kind of person will I marry?
Song: Soulful Christmas
Artist: James Brown
Comments: A star: I’ll be her biggest fan! Jump back! Owww!
Where will I live when I'm married?
Song: Yellow Rose of Texas
Artist: The Hi-Lo’s with Billy May
Comments: Hmmmm…Big D. here I come? Doubtful, but who knows?
What will be the hardest thing I ever have to do?
Song: Enth E Nd
Artist: Linkin Park
Comments: Letting go.
What will my first child be like?
Song: Welcome Home
Artist: Shaun Groves
Comments: I’ll be happy to make room in my heart for him.
Will I have a happy marriage?
Song: Surely Goodness and Mercy
Artist: Vineyard (The Burn Service)
Comments: 8-)
What will become of my brother?
Song: Time in a Bottle
Artist: Jim Croce
Comments: He’ll always be with those he loves.
What will become of my mother?
Song: Tell Her About It
Artist: Billy Joel
Comments: She’ll find out how much she’s loved.
What will become of my father?
Song: Take Me Home, Country Roads
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: He’ll stay a country boy.
What will my biggest regret be?
Song: One I Love
Artist: Coldplay
Comments: Running after Harpies when I should’ve tied myself to the mast – not embracing the cross.
What's something that will help me through tough times?
Song: Gonna Move
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: Road trip! Or maybe the Witness Relocation Program?
What does love mean to me?
Song: Mockingbird
Artist: Derek Webb
Comments: I’m just giving what’s been given to me.
Does anyone love me right now?
Song: Rich Young Ruler
Artist: Derek Webb
Comments: Yes. The question is how do I love others? When it’s easy? When it costs nothing?
Simple to follow instructions: Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the songs as your answers. NO CHEATING! (Unless you get instrumental music; but even then, at least try to make a connection. )
How does the world see me?
Song: Don’t You Forget About Me
Artist: Simple Minds
Comment: I guess I remind the world of Anthony Michael Hall
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Somehow
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comment: Like the song says, "I’ll get by, somehow…look at the people around you, stabbing at your heart, but you still smile in kindness…"
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Trust
Artist: Jason Upton
Comment: The song’s refrain is "I can trust in you."
Does anyone secretly have a crush on me?
Song: Fur Elise
Artist: Vince Guaraldi
Comments: Lucy and Schroeder! Oh, but Lucy’s crush was no secret!
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Too Young
Artist: Nat King Cole
Comments: Marry too young? Well, it’s too late for that! Maybe just marry, then?
What should I do with my life?
Song: Why Doesn’t Andy
Artist: The Whitlams
Comments: Oh, goody. I’m supposed to talk on stage, then? Must I act my age?
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: She’s Got a Way
Artist: Billy Joel
Comments: It doesn’t matter as long as you are loved.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Sh-Boom
Artist: The Crew-Cuts
Comments: If I do, it will be a dream come true.
Will I die happy?
Song: My Doorbell
Artist: The White Stripes
Comments: Death is just the doorway to a happier eternity.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Love You Madly
Artist: Cake
Comments: Love courageously. Trust. Don’t hold back.
What is happiness?
Song: White Christmas
Artist: Bing Crosby
Comments: Yes, it is! Merry Birthday to Jesus and me!
How will I be remembered?
Song: Son of a Carpenter
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: Cool.
What kind of person will I marry?
Song: Soulful Christmas
Artist: James Brown
Comments: A star: I’ll be her biggest fan! Jump back! Owww!
Where will I live when I'm married?
Song: Yellow Rose of Texas
Artist: The Hi-Lo’s with Billy May
Comments: Hmmmm…Big D. here I come? Doubtful, but who knows?
What will be the hardest thing I ever have to do?
Song: Enth E Nd
Artist: Linkin Park
Comments: Letting go.
What will my first child be like?
Song: Welcome Home
Artist: Shaun Groves
Comments: I’ll be happy to make room in my heart for him.
Will I have a happy marriage?
Song: Surely Goodness and Mercy
Artist: Vineyard (The Burn Service)
Comments: 8-)
What will become of my brother?
Song: Time in a Bottle
Artist: Jim Croce
Comments: He’ll always be with those he loves.
What will become of my mother?
Song: Tell Her About It
Artist: Billy Joel
Comments: She’ll find out how much she’s loved.
What will become of my father?
Song: Take Me Home, Country Roads
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: He’ll stay a country boy.
What will my biggest regret be?
Song: One I Love
Artist: Coldplay
Comments: Running after Harpies when I should’ve tied myself to the mast – not embracing the cross.
What's something that will help me through tough times?
Song: Gonna Move
Artist: Taylor Hicks
Comments: Road trip! Or maybe the Witness Relocation Program?
What does love mean to me?
Song: Mockingbird
Artist: Derek Webb
Comments: I’m just giving what’s been given to me.
Does anyone love me right now?
Song: Rich Young Ruler
Artist: Derek Webb
Comments: Yes. The question is how do I love others? When it’s easy? When it costs nothing?
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
PSALM 93
The summer before my freshman year of college, I spent a week in a condo in Gulf Shores, AL. My first night there, I woke up in the middle of the night. I felt like God wanted me to go out on the balcony and that I should bring my Bible with me. When I opened the sliding door, I noticed that the waves seemed unusually loud. I stood admiring the waves, and again I felt prompted by the Holy Spirit. This time he told me to turn to Psalm 93. As I read the words, my faith in God grew stronger. I wasn't just reading poetry. The book was describing what I was experiencing at that moment. There was the power of the ocean right in front of me, and the whole experience illustrated God's power in my life.
Yesterday morning, I opened up the Bible and found myself reading the same Psalm. After living through the destruction of hurricane Katrina, the Psalmist's words once again took on a personal meaning for me. Yes, the ocean's waves are powerful. But God is even more powerful.
Psalm 93
The LORD is king! He is robed in majesty.
Indeed, the LORD is robed in majesty and armed with strength.
The world is firmly established; it cannot be shaken.
Your throne, O LORD, has been established from time immemorial.
You yourself are from the everlasting past.
The mighty oceans have roared, O LORD.
The mighty oceans roar like thunder;
the mighty oceans roar as they pound the shore.
But mightier than the violent raging of the seas,
mightier than the breakers on the shore--
the LORD above is mightier than these!
Your royal decrees cannot be changed.
The nature of your reign, O LORD, is holiness forever.
Yesterday morning, I opened up the Bible and found myself reading the same Psalm. After living through the destruction of hurricane Katrina, the Psalmist's words once again took on a personal meaning for me. Yes, the ocean's waves are powerful. But God is even more powerful.
Psalm 93
The LORD is king! He is robed in majesty.
Indeed, the LORD is robed in majesty and armed with strength.
The world is firmly established; it cannot be shaken.
Your throne, O LORD, has been established from time immemorial.
You yourself are from the everlasting past.
The mighty oceans have roared, O LORD.
The mighty oceans roar like thunder;
the mighty oceans roar as they pound the shore.
But mightier than the violent raging of the seas,
mightier than the breakers on the shore--
the LORD above is mightier than these!
Your royal decrees cannot be changed.
The nature of your reign, O LORD, is holiness forever.
Monday, April 24, 2006
iPOD
Pauline sent me an iPod. I was so surprised when I opened the box. Oh, happiness! Now I can drown out the senseless chatter at the gym while I'm running. Thank you, Pauline!
Speaking of noise. I found out I'm not a big fan of Ben Folds after all. He is both the most talented pianist and the most profane man I've ever seen onstage. My nephew Ben and I have started calling him "Ben's Folds." LOL
Friday, April 21, 2006
NOW ENTERING OLD-AGEVILLE
Theme of the week: I'm an old guy. Evidence is piling up. Here's a sampling:
Adult swim is featuring episodes of "Saved by the Bell" this week. My neice and nephew didn't believe me when I told them that I'm the same age as the actors. They thought I was much OLDER!
I saw posters advertising a Ben Folds concert at the university. I was so excited! I had no trouble picking up tickets at the last minute because NONE of the college-age kids want to attend - they'd prefer a younger, cooler singer!
I spend Tuesday nights glued to the television cheering my favorite American Idol...who is a prematurely gray 30-something!
I've always loved the theme song for Dr. Pepper, but recently I've acquired a taste for the soda. Today I think I found out the reason why: it gets its distinct flavor from PRUNE JUICE!
What's next for me...a passion for shuffleboard?!
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